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Santa Baby

Santa Baby

If, like me, you have certain hopes – no, expectations – for your Christmas stocking this year, my advice is to learn the lyrics to the below and start humming it very loudly around the house, in the office, on the bus and at the office. You might even consider recording yourself singing it…
Santa baby, just slip a Shina under the tree for me;
Been an awful good girl, Santa baby
and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a sparkly Czarinah set too, light blue,
I’ll wait up for you dear, Santa baby
and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I’ve missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed
Next year I could be just as good…
if you’d check off my Knicker list

Santa baby, I want some mules
to celebrate Yule,
Been an angel all year; Santa baby,
so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, there’s one thing that I really do crave;
a slave. I need a cat ‘o’ nine tails,
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, fill my stocking with some g-strings, and checks
Sign your ‘X’ on the line, Santa cutie,
and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany;
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don’t mean a phone, Santa baby,
so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry tonight

Posted Dec 13, 2014
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